and then, we LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE’D our suburban UP A HILL!
so last night we went out to eat for father’s day at the altoona hotel. it was a really nice dinner… we were there for about 2 hours (7:30 - 9:30). i drove mom, dad, liv and myself there in the suburban. well, when we go out to the car to leave, i put the key in the ignition and turn - but i get nothing. mom and dad are like, oh, you’ve gotta move the shifter around a little bit. still - nothing. so then mom tries - nothing. so then dad tries - nothing. well while dad is trying this out, he’s actually moving the shifter out of park and he puts it in reverse and lets the suburban go backwards down a hill but little did we know, there was a small honda car behind us and so now the suburban’s bumper is actually on the honda’s bumper. so dad moves the shifter out of reverse and we LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE the suburban 3 feet up a hill!!!!!!! mom and i pushed from the back, and dad and liv pushed from the front doors. it was HILARIOUS. so then we’re all stuck waiting in the car because we called zach to come pick us up but it turns out he was at jordan’s which would’ve taken him a half an hour to get to us. we just called him back and told him not to worry about it, that we would call a cab. so then the cab comes and olivia is hunched over in the back of the seat cause she’s mortified at the fact that we’re riding in an altoona cab and mom is making chit-chat with the cabbie who is driving for the first time tonight in 5 years and he’s telling us about how some guy already passed out in the back of his cab at 6:30 that night.
to top the night off, we got home and i peed in our bathroom with no walls which has a view of the entire 1st floor of the house.
father’s day card - 3 dollars
dinner @ the altoona hotel - 120 dollars
little miss sunshine’ing a suburban up a hill and peeing in full view of your front door - priceless
